Allows me to pass hours at work, 
quietly laughing to myself.

Toothpaste For Dinner.

It's a different kind of humor,
but I would still take a look for yourself.
 

 

 

I could play this nonstop.
I wholeheartedly support this artist.
Animal Collective

 

 

Why do you need all of those sheep? 
Awaiting your abrupt response,
Lizabeth xoxo


Oh wait....
all of those sheep.....
so many cowboys...
I might just have to bypass you, state,
no offense or anything,
I mean I like wool wrapped around me as much as the next person, but...
that's too far.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-ed men!
 

A true Pisces, 
I adore the water,

even though I trashed my pedicure on the concrete flooring,
it was well worth it.
 

>
Look at all the cool things that Alton Brown is doing right now.
Bobby Flay is BBQing one of Rupaul's wigs. Not tasty.
 

 Incubus - Summer Romance (Anti-Gravity Love Song)

MGMT - Electric Feel
 
Mungo Jerry - In the Summertime
 
Lovin' Spoonful - Summer in the City

Soundgarden - Fourth of July

DJ Tiesto - Touch Me

 Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing

Ace of Base - All That She Wants

 E.L.O. - Don't Bring Me Down

 King Leon - Sex On Fire

Elvis - Suspicious Minds

Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor
 
The Doors - Love Her Madly

 R.E.M. - It's The End of the World As We Know It

Counting Crows - Mr. Jones

 Jamie Lidell - Green Light

Raphael Saadiq - 100 Yard Dash

Pras Michel - Ghetto Supastar

 Jack Johnson - Taylor

Bob Marley & Lauryn Hill - Turn Your Lights Down Low

India.Arie - Video

And basically any other Aesop Rock, Animal Collective, or Pixies that I blare from my car with my windows down, because that is right, I want you to fuckin' enjoy my music, as well! 

Do, please, add a track...
 

 

I'm convinced.

I think I adore and miss you. 
I can only hope to soon have my fingers deep within your paper crevices.

*Sighs*
 

I could not physically be anymore excited without having piss pants. 

Everyone has been fucked over in their life, repeatedly. Life is not here to present us with gifts. We are here to face heartache, self deprivation, and the general feeling of unworthiness. Failure in the will of others is there. As it should not be, it will always be there. That is where we learn strength, courage, and the will to survive. Self pity is where those who do, go wrong. When it all ends, you are the only one there. You are who you make yourself to be, and what you have built yourself to be, not what others view you as, or judge you as.

We are not the ones to judge if it is worth a damn. Of course we are biased, we are human beings. But, we are worthy to be the ones to judge ourselves more than others. Humanity has fallen, and love has been lost in the shadows, but it is the patriots, the fighters, and those who remain in hope, who achieve the goal. Fall into the shadows, and that is where you shall reside, until you regain belief in your self worth, to lift yourself out of the darkness, and to let yourself live in what you deserve, not sulk in your doubts.

Judge me as you will, but I feel no need to prove myself to you.

We are livers, we are lovers, we are conflicted.
But, baby, that is what makes the world go 'round.

but, 21st Birthday Celebrations are grand. 

"Liz......?"
"What?"
"I can't feel my vagina."
"You know what will improve your predicament?"
"Wha...?"
"Another shot."

*sigh* 

A lost one of these...
 
=
 

The Supreme Wrath of Rule #1 - It is akin to Murphy's Law. If there is a way that my
life could be fucked, it will be fucked in that way. Also acceptable would be
the overused phrase "fuck my life."
It can be used as a stand alone explicitive, i.e. "Rule #1",
or it can be creatively modified, such as, "Rule #1 just fucked me right in the bum."

 

 

I was voted Most Creative.....
& Most Likely to Be Hit By A Shuttle.
*foreheadmeethand*

 

This is what results from an 8 o'clock in the morning archaeology lecture
from a professor who knows everything on the face of this earth
and yet, her words contain none of this knowledge.
I swear, it's all just really audible sigh/grunts.


'Bitch, we built Cahokia Mounds, because we wanted to look at boobies in visual surroundsound.'
 

This scene....

shanks my tear ducts.
No matter the day that I have had, no matter the mood.
I can go from Perky TitsMcGee to Sad Panda in 0.283 seconds flat.
I dare you not to get choked up, you heartless bastard!

Shit, I cry whenever they show a polar bear sitting on an iceberg.
"Why are you tearing up at this?"
"Look at him, all by himself, just left there to die!"
"Polar bears CAN swim."
"I know, I know, but it's such a long swim, and look at 'em.
He's a fat ass, I'm a fat ass, that's a hard f$%#ing swim!"
 

Me - "Headed off to the airport, text you whenever I touch down in Phoenix."
My Brother - "I hope someone slaps the complimentary airplane peanuts outta your hand."

Me - "Can you hand me the salt?"
My Brother - "I'm going to make you a nice casserole. Then, when you see it and want it's deliciousness,
I'm going to push your face into it. It will be muy calor. Then, and only then, I will roundhouse you so hard,
you'll be roommates with crap and lawn gnomes."
Me - "Or you could just hand me the salt, and have less dishes to do."
 

 

One of the most confusing moments of my life has been spent trying to spell pterodactyl. 
So, aloud, at my place of work, I asked how do you spell it.
They laugh, but I know that they don't know either.

And, when they got home, they googled it.
I know they did.